So I got high today (like I always do),and I felt brave you know? Sitting on the couch, smoking a duby and thinking. Well I came to the realization that it was a high wasted just "sitting on the couch" so I get up (kinda wobbly) and walk to the store, the munchies got me. I must have been smiling as wide as a high speed train, the cashier obviously knew I was high but just looked sad that he couldn't join me.
I walked to the park, sat on a bench and pulled my vape out, I start smoking like an exhaust on a car. thank God it was a vaporizer because when I heard a voice behind the bench an ice cold shudder ran down my spine! I tried to be cool and slowly turned around to face the speaker. "Good day officer" I said with a crack in my voice. "sir did you know it was against the law to smoke near the playground?". "I'm sorry officer I didn't know".
I don't remember the rest of the conversation but I found a $20 fine in my pocket when I came down the next morning. All I thought was "fuck! I lost $20 I could have spent on weed".
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