It's the end of the world!
I'm on a trip with my family to Canada, I walk
into an enormous movie theater, I order a soda. The waitress asks me
if I have the money to pay for it, I look in my wallet and find two
quarters. I ask her to take it back and then I remember my debit card, I open my black leather wallet again and pull it out. I ask
what she has to eat but she just walks away with the drink.
I walk to
the bathroom and see Shawn from my old job (we were never friends) working in the hallway, I run
towards him and give him a giant hug. "Buddy"! I yell, you smoke weed?
He said he never did, we walk to find some weed and see the thin guy from
superbad. I know him somehow, we greet.
I go down into this room
down the stairs (there's glass covering 50% of the entrance from the top down the doorway is 4ft high).
So I force
myself to fit through and walk downstairs, I find half an Oz and put it in my pocket.
I get stuck in the door, a chick thinks I'm a zombie. She walks
over and I yell I'm not a zombie! She tries to help me by breaking the
glass (4in thick) she does after kicking straight down on it.
I
leave and our group walks through the streets, we see four chicks
sitting on a car and low roof, thin dares me to date one, I say "whatever"
and walk to the girl on the very left and ask "do you want to go on a
date?". She jumps off the low roof and said "I don't know you", So we
keep walking, it's night time and Shawn asks if he can smell the weed so
I pass the bag and he shakes it into his hands.
I see a police station
and think we should steal some weed from the evidence locker but the
guy's are too scared so they talk me out of it. We enter a building, I
find the kitchen and see weed sand materials we can use for a pipe. "Guys get
over here!".
I wake up: That's when my friend's fucking phone rings and I wake up!
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