Getting high for the first time in 9 months!

My friend (let's call him bro) told me that he could get me a qp for $350, of course I said shit yeah!

So my friend gets a ride from these two girls (super hot), the drive was spent on getting to know each other. When we eventually got to the dealer's house bro went inside, the dealer offered bro some bho so he was pretty stoned 'when he came out with my qp.

when I looked at that weed, I saw the tightest buds with more resin then I have ever seen.
 I hobbled back to the house with the qp in a smell proof bag.

From my research

MJ can be spliced with hops (it's never worked).

If you activate weed (bake at 250-300 weed, for 16-20 minutes) you'll get high for 6-9 hours, your high will be way stronger, but if you smoke the weed your high will be way stronger 1-3 hours.  The explanation is that by activating weed before you smoke it you  activate 40 compounds extra that you will now get higher on.

Deep fried spider

So I'm at church packed for a field trip, I'm happy on the bus and I have money, a pair of laser key chains one with a flashlight.
We got where we were going, I get out want to change my clothes. My two friends close the white van and we go our separate ways.

I meet my friend Zain I give him a key chain and we fight playfully star wars style, we then go to eat. I lead my friend into an  alleyway and we find a Chinese restaurant.
Let's eat here I say, he want's to eat somewhere else, I ask for a menu it's very big, by the 6th page I order a large tempura spider, delicious!  Now they bring the food!

The owner of the restaurant talks to me and I tell him I'm a chef and how good his food is, especially the spider, I go to the bathroom. The bathroom wound up being a staircase, I walk to the top.
It's the kitchen!  Mmm... so much food, the owner is running up the stairs, guess I shouldn't be there so I jump four floors down the stairs.
I tell him I do parkour and sit down smooth! 
Now I'm thinking about the bill, the food had no MSG, I ate a lot of it!
My dad did too, twenty dollars a person I suggest then I think better of it and say twenty five (cause I ate the spider and all :)

Stay wicked high!  BTW this was a dream.

I'm going to upload a video

Stoned

So I really smoked a lot today and I'm feeling very strange.Estrange.Everythong wow that's weird! My body was sunk to the bottom of his bed.   He found creatures good and bad but he always looked up to see the shaft of light that would one day guide him home.    Really stoned for the fourth day! Cheapest entertainment ever, $100 for four days of happiness ? That price is ridiculous. Heck told her that.  Strange things showing up in my head, do you think I should start recording myself, editing the video and have a YouTube channel?

Random stuff, no limits!

So I'm just going to write ridiculous shit! Cats should be gray but they're kinda purple.
 Some weird stuff let me tell ya! I wish I had some energizing weed! #coutchlock!I I'm smoking my weed to fast.  You can buy 24carat gold wrappers for your blunts!
 My eyes are shutting on me.  Funny how I can still type fast or maybe it just feels like that. I need to get a 4k projector.   Yes I'm still high.  I'm going to Poland in a month with my family, it'll be sweet! Did I tell you that I saw a demon last year?  6'5"!like the edge of a shadow just standing there.   Demons you can always feel fear around them.  I only feel fear around them. I'm going to make a shake.

This time I'm curing (or while I was high)

I  just wzlked to the kitchen and had a glass of water. words  jumping in my mind, bla, everything is moving,
imagers flashing in my mind.my neck's slipier, tirfed or echausted.My sotmach is freezinag, it's been fifteen minutes but I feel like it's been two hours.  I want to listen to this fan if In, noirmalky I hate the souynd!
I'm going to Poland this gyear and buy lort'sof dinners.

I'm going to start  drawingwhile high and poisting pictures of the drawing.  talkk to you lkater  ddarling.it jus felt like six hous but was actually 20 minutes.

do womens lips sag when they get older? is that hy thay paint make them so poinnty on top? 40 minutesfqeeel ulikke 10, I love weed!  "I want a sexy time with a babe" Borat lol
haha this is going to be rediculus when I wake up!
My back is floating, tingly like a hot towel.  definately stoned.
baked weed at 250 for 30 min  lets see if it tastes good and gets me higher
just ate an 1/8 ofwactivated green
it's going to takean hour to  get high from the eddible.
o high,Watching minions, soawesome! everythingis funny or a secret referance for adults.
I'm ecstatic, so happy  the edible weed must be working..