Scuicide

This is just a story of my  last relationship.

This is a true story.
I use to work at a national park as a chef.  One day I was sitting on the couch in front a tv and we were watching predator 1, a girl (19, tall brunette, perfect skin) sat on the couch next to the one I was sitting on.
The few things that made me suspect she was interested were, 1 she came over when I sat down, she faced me, looked at naked dudes and said "he's so hot".  A  time before she shouted "walk with us" when I was on the other side of the street.  Anyway I knew I needed to ask  her out before I missed my opportunity so I followed her when she walked to her room (it was two doors down form mine) and blurted out "do you want to be my girlfriend?" she actually said yes!
She's my wife now and we argue sometimes(oh well).

Fuck fate! She said "I don't even know you" and since I've never had a girlfriend I didn't know you were supposed to hang out first and transition.  The fucked up thing is, she did love me and... died two weeks after that conversation from drinking vodka which kept her epilepsy medicine from working.

I've never asked a girl out since and probably never will, I'll just find new excuses not too.
I might try suicide again, I think a drug overdose would be best...
Comment bellow and vote on the suicide I should commit!

Here are your choices (comment the word counts as a vote).

Hanging- jumping off a tree with a strong, thin line so it cuts my head off
Drug overdose- I've only done weed, any suggestions?
Drowning- diving deep enough that I can't surface in time
Jumping off a cliff
driving a car- off a cliff, into a lake with doors locked and taped shut

I'd love to hear ideas as well!

Stay high...